dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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