She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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