we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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