dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
You had me at "let me see your balls"
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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