ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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