i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
