love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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