Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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