we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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