Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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