what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
So. Much. Porn.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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