I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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