She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
only you would photoshop your dick
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize