go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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