okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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