I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Randomize
