fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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