I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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