Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
smell my finger.
vagina is talking i cant
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Randomize
