when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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