wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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