He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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