I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
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