she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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