Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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