god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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