There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize