It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
you will always have a special place in my vag
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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