glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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