doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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