Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
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