my mouth tastes like poor choices
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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