Sry I called you an 8
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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