so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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