some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
