Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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