youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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