I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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