Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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