It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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