Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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