We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Just cropdusted the office
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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