so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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