I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Everyone says I win the strip club
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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