just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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