But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Terrible idea I love it
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