is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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