Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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