awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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