I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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