This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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