is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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