I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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