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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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