i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
But theres a keg here and me gusta
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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