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If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.

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(630): View more from Illinois

just tell him i said nine months

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(317): View more from Indiana

He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?

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(815): View more from Illinois

im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.

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(207): View more from Maine

Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering

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(850): View more from Florida

I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.

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(775): View more from Nevada

I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.

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